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PostSubject: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 1:48 pm
So how this works is I type a sentence, then someone else types a sentence to go along with my sentence. Ill start.

There was once a "man" named General______
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 2:01 pm
Poopypants who liked to poop his pants.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptyFri Jan 10, 2014 3:51 pm
One day Poopypants went down to the pants store to buy some new pants because he poopied in them.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptySat Jan 11, 2014 5:40 am
"He" asked the clerk if there are any auto-cleaning pants for sale. The clerk replied - "Yes we do, there's still one left!".
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptySat Jan 11, 2014 6:20 am
So poopypants tried to pay for the pants with freeze-dried shit dollars.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptySat Jan 11, 2014 9:25 am
Of which he had many, because he pooped his pants.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptySat Jan 11, 2014 11:00 am
With a shrug the cashier decided to take the shit dollars and...
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptySat Jan 11, 2014 12:32 pm
... gives him regular pants instead of the self-cleaning one.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptySat Jan 11, 2014 1:49 pm
Poopy pants then pulls out his gun and points it right at the clerk's face.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptySun Jan 12, 2014 4:38 am
Unfortunately for him, the clerk is a master of kung fu.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptySun Jan 12, 2014 7:09 am
Unfortunatelyer, the clerk was not as fast as Poopypants' trigger finger and the clerk received a bullet in the face.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptySun Jan 12, 2014 5:06 pm
Unfortunatelyest, that was not his actual face. It was a clever decoy meant to distract him, while the real clerk snuck up behind poopypants.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptyMon Jan 13, 2014 6:13 am
Poopypants heard the clerk sneak up behind him and did what he does best. He pooped his pants.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptyMon Jan 13, 2014 9:59 am
He pooped so much that his pants exploded. Shit flew everywhere, most of it hitting the clerk's face.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptyMon Jan 13, 2014 10:47 am
Who coincidentally was allergic to shit.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptyMon Jan 13, 2014 10:59 am
The clerk went into anaphylactic shock, died, and soiled himself.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptyMon Jan 13, 2014 5:19 pm
Just as the police walked through the door.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptyFri Jan 17, 2014 11:18 am
The police officer slipped on the poop puddle that was on the ground, causing his head to hit the ground.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptyFri Jan 17, 2014 3:39 pm
After his head hit the floor it burst open letting many mini police spider robots out of his hollow cranium that then......
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptySat Jan 18, 2014 4:47 am
Who began to crawl inside his body.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptySat Jan 18, 2014 8:16 am
The spiders then took over his body and began to
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptyMon Jan 20, 2014 9:05 am
walk out the door to express it's fondness of the outdoors, but suddenly...
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptyTue Jan 21, 2014 11:29 am
... a huge sandal falls from the sky, smacking all the spiders.
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptyWed Jan 22, 2014 10:59 am
There was then a large tidal wave of robotic spider guts that...
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PostSubject: Re: Story Telling   Story Telling EmptyThu Jan 23, 2014 10:29 am
Formed into a large gut that then...
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